Phina: Are you sure you don't want to eat some of this? The last thing you want to do is make a pig out of yourself at Danielle and Rod's wedding reception...
Erin: And why not? I'm sure the food is going to be great and there will be all kinds of tasty things.. like cake.. and it's all free!!
Phina: Because we're going without a date..!! You don't want any single men to see you making a big pig out of yourself do you?
Erin: Who cares?! If the man doesn't like a girl who eats.. then he ain't a man for me!
Phina: Yes, but... it's just not very ladylike...
Erin: If we want to score the maximum amount of male attention then we need to not be competing with each other. I certainly can't compete with you in being nice and proper, sweet and ladylike. So I have to attract the guys that are looking for someone who can take shots with them and of course isn't afraid to shake their ass!
Phina: Erin... I really wouldn't put too much stock in your dancing abilities... it really hasn't helped you catch any.. positive attention.
Erin: What are you talking about?! I'm the best dancer there is!
Phina: If you start dancing.. there is no way we're going to attract any boys!!
Erin: We'll see about that!!
Phina: Well let's go then...
Erin: Party City here we come!!